Booooooooooo
(very accurate title btw lol)
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand."
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom.
You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared
and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither."
The foreman is really angry now.
He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent. Just then, the Chinese man leaps out
from behind the pile of sand and yells,
"Supplies!!!!"
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
Booooooooooo
(very accurate title btw lol)
You'll shoot your eye out.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: elp6n</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Booooooooooo
(very accurate title btw lol)</div></div>
Actually no. It should be "A rearry bad joke".
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LOL - just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
You'll shoot your eye out.
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Thas close to the worst Joke I ever read Rock.....Congrats
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 82abn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From your favorite movie: "It's not Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra. It's Fa-la-la-la-la-la." [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>
Jinger Berrs Jinger Berrs Jinger arrr da wayyyyyy
You'll shoot your eye out.
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OH god no Christmas story please!!!
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that was bad.......very bad
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awful even
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